Excellent, Captivating Title Goes Here

Followed by a make-'em-weep-or-chuckle subhead here.

Fun fact: I almost always start my writing projects with a title like the one above.

Past variants have included The Next Great American Novel, Super Stellar Story, The Play Everyone Will Want To Produce, Holy Hell This Is Gonna Be Awesome, etc. I initially dubbed my MFA thesis Best Thesis Ever. (It was, at the very least, the best MFA thesis *I* ever w…